*I wonder how my childhood friends are doing since the last time I've seen them, many many many years ago...
9/16/2009
9/14/2009
*TUNAY NA LARAWAN NG KABASTUSAN
Si KANYE WEST!
Kanye interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for winning "Female Best Video" at MTV Awards by running up on stage, grabbed the microphone and said “Yo Taylor. I’m really happy for you. I’m gonna let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!” ...
Taylor stood there stunned and speechless. Poor girl.
Kanye, how rude!
Kudos to Beyonce for graciously letting Taylor have her "belated moment"...
9/01/2009
*"I HATE MY LIFE!"
Minsan parang masarap isigaw lahat ng angal mo sa buhay sa mundo at 'yung mga taong nakakarinig ay di iisipin na luka-luka o luko-luko ka...
"AYAW MATANGGAL ANG BILBIL KO! I HATE MY LIFE!"
"NAWALA ANG INTERNET KONEKSYON KO DAHIL SA KIDLAT,DI TULOY AKO MAKA CHAT! I HATE MY LIFE!"
"PUCHA! DI AKO MAKATULOG, ANG INGAY NG ASO NG KAPITBAHAY NAMIN! I HATE MY LIFE!"
"ANG SAKIT NG GUMS KO! I HATE MY LIFE!"
"DI PA RIN AKO MAKAPAG-LUTO NG MASARAP KATULAD NG TATAY KO! I HATE MY LIFE!"
:)
But here's the thing... I DON'T hate my life. Di ko sa sabihin na I'm head-over-heels-in-love with it kasi di naman laging panalo sa buhay. Pero after 35 years , I've finally realize that things aren't bad at all even when they seem to (and I'm not just talking about my bilbil). At the end of the day, life can be one pleasant surprise after another.
-Minsang naiwan ko sa park 'yung camera, the next day...I got it back mula sa "lost and found" nila.
-Kala ng karamihang amerikano dito, 25 years old daw ako :)
-kahapon, husband got me a surprise! ...pumunta sya sa Asian store and bought me lata ng LIGO sardinas.Simple pero masaya ang pakiramdam pag sorpresa.
-Paunti-unti ko nang natatagpuan ang mga long lost friends ko thru Facebook at Friendster. Always nice malaman kung ano latest balita after sooooooooo many years we didn't hear from each other.
-Few weeks ago, my 9 year-old nephew Marhon, who happens to be my favorite boy sent me a message thru facebook for the first time.
-I got $5 discount coupon from the mail for the grocery store today.
"AYAW MATANGGAL ANG BILBIL KO! I HATE MY LIFE!"
"NAWALA ANG INTERNET KONEKSYON KO DAHIL SA KIDLAT,DI TULOY AKO MAKA CHAT! I HATE MY LIFE!"
"PUCHA! DI AKO MAKATULOG, ANG INGAY NG ASO NG KAPITBAHAY NAMIN! I HATE MY LIFE!"
"ANG SAKIT NG GUMS KO! I HATE MY LIFE!"
"DI PA RIN AKO MAKAPAG-LUTO NG MASARAP KATULAD NG TATAY KO! I HATE MY LIFE!"
:)
But here's the thing... I DON'T hate my life. Di ko sa sabihin na I'm head-over-heels-in-love with it kasi di naman laging panalo sa buhay. Pero after 35 years , I've finally realize that things aren't bad at all even when they seem to (and I'm not just talking about my bilbil). At the end of the day, life can be one pleasant surprise after another.
-Minsang naiwan ko sa park 'yung camera, the next day...I got it back mula sa "lost and found" nila.
-Kala ng karamihang amerikano dito, 25 years old daw ako :)
-kahapon, husband got me a surprise! ...pumunta sya sa Asian store and bought me lata ng LIGO sardinas.Simple pero masaya ang pakiramdam pag sorpresa.
-Paunti-unti ko nang natatagpuan ang mga long lost friends ko thru Facebook at Friendster. Always nice malaman kung ano latest balita after sooooooooo many years we didn't hear from each other.
-Few weeks ago, my 9 year-old nephew Marhon, who happens to be my favorite boy sent me a message thru facebook for the first time.
-I got $5 discount coupon from the mail for the grocery store today.
-Atat na akong makita at kargahin ang aking mga new pamangkins na sa litrato ko lang nakikita. Plus there's another one on the way from my little sister.
With these, how can I possibly hate my life?
I can't...
and
I won't...
Masarap mabuhay.....iiwasan ko nalang umangal nang umangal.
8/29/2009
random thoughts # 11
*I love my husband because he is the sweetest and kindest person I know.....besides me :D
8/27/2009
*HOW OLD IS OLD?
Old?
How old is old?
Well, I think you're old when you have to ask me to repeat the question every time I ask you.
I think you're pretty old when you tell me you can remember when they first discovered "fire".
I think you must be pretty old when you tell me you remember that big tree was just a little plant and everything you say begins with "back in my days" or "noong kapanahunan ko".
I usually know somebody is really old when they tell me what it was like to live before they invented the computer.
Also I know a guy is older than old if he tells me stories about what it was to hang out with Jose Rizal.
Now, me... myself... I think I am old when some little kid wonders why I don't have an Ipod or MP3 player. Or when they laugh at me since I'm having a hard time to figure out how smartphones or the latest video games works.
I also feel old when I don't know or care about who the hell is the latest hip hop star or Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers or any one else who came along after Madonna... and by the way, have you noticed how old she looks nowadays?
And now too after I wrote all of this down and I look it over....
I feel older too!
Maybe if I dump my husband for a young guy, I might feel younger. :D
(Note: The last sentence was approved by my husband, he knows it's a joke)
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Thanks to Shie's Asylum for tagging me on this. It's actually fun!
Please check this out on how this tag "operates" : Cathara
Now I'm tagging the following blog-friends of mine,Elsa,Vivapinay,Schema,VhingF,Bailey and Rona ...would be interesting to hear what they say :)
How old is old?
Well, I think you're old when you have to ask me to repeat the question every time I ask you.
I think you're pretty old when you tell me you can remember when they first discovered "fire".
I think you must be pretty old when you tell me you remember that big tree was just a little plant and everything you say begins with "back in my days" or "noong kapanahunan ko".
I usually know somebody is really old when they tell me what it was like to live before they invented the computer.
Also I know a guy is older than old if he tells me stories about what it was to hang out with Jose Rizal.
Now, me... myself... I think I am old when some little kid wonders why I don't have an Ipod or MP3 player. Or when they laugh at me since I'm having a hard time to figure out how smartphones or the latest video games works.
I also feel old when I don't know or care about who the hell is the latest hip hop star or Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers or any one else who came along after Madonna... and by the way, have you noticed how old she looks nowadays?
And now too after I wrote all of this down and I look it over....
I feel older too!
Maybe if I dump my husband for a young guy, I might feel younger. :D
(Note: The last sentence was approved by my husband, he knows it's a joke)
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Thanks to Shie's Asylum for tagging me on this. It's actually fun!
Please check this out on how this tag "operates" : Cathara
Now I'm tagging the following blog-friends of mine,Elsa,Vivapinay,Schema,VhingF,Bailey and Rona ...would be interesting to hear what they say :)
8/22/2009
random thoughts # 10
*If I'm good at playing electric guitar, I'd be a ROCKSTAR! ...with green hair maybe.
8/19/2009
*ISANG ARAW SA TRABAHO KO
Ako : Hi, goodmorning how are you today?
Si Lolo: (no words.. nakatitig lang sa akin with kapirasong smile.di ata ako narinig)
Ako: (Medyo nilakasan ko ang boses ko dito) How's the new MEDICATION, is it helping you?
Si Lolo : Who is on VACATION!?? the doctor? I don't know anything about that .
Ako: No, I said your ME-DI- CA-TION (syempre dinahan-dahan ko ang pagsasalita) ....remember BENICAR, your blood pressure pill?
Si Lolo: ohh..no.... I don't really drive CAR... I'm a BUS driver...
Si Lolo: (no words.. nakatitig lang sa akin with kapirasong smile.di ata ako narinig)
Ako: (Medyo nilakasan ko ang boses ko dito) How's the new MEDICATION, is it helping you?
Si Lolo : Who is on VACATION!?? the doctor? I don't know anything about that .
Ako: No, I said your ME-DI- CA-TION (syempre dinahan-dahan ko ang pagsasalita) ....remember BENICAR, your blood pressure pill?
Si Lolo: ohh..no.... I don't really drive CAR... I'm a BUS driver...
*I had to check his hearing aid, it's playing tricks on him .
8/15/2009
random thoughts # 9
*Do you ever wonder if anti-perspirant companies are secretly happy about global warming?
8/12/2009
*USAPANG SHIT
(BABALA: Ito ay usapang dirty, kung madirihin ka ....wag na ituloy ang pagbabasa. Paumanhin po)
Mula nang mapunta ako dito sa ibang bansa, maraming kaka-ibang Ingles na terms akong natutunan at ang pinaka patok sa aking listahan ay 'yung mga salita na konektado sa "shit" :) Salamat sa mga kaibigang tumulong sa akin mabuo ito.
Ito ang mga sumusunod na nagdudulot ng hagik-hik sa akin sa tuwing maririnig ko:
*NUGGETS - tawag sa mali-liit na shit
*OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER - ito yung taong tipong proud at ina-announce ang pag-shit nya. madalas makita mo ito sa opis na may kipkip na dyaryo o magasin patungo sa kubeta
*ESCAPEE - tawag sa shit na akala mo ay utot lang , yun pala may kasamang laman. Madalas ay nagdudulot ito ng malaking kahihiyan
*UPPER CLASS SHIT - ito ang klase ng shit na walang amoy
*JAILBREAK - ito naman yung habang palabas ang shit ay may kasabay na pag utot na mala machine gun ang arrive , madalas konektado sa diarrhea
*DANGLING SHIT - ito ang shit na kahit anong yug-yug mo ay ayaw kumawala sa anus mo, as in matindi ang kapit.
*TURD BURGLAR - ito yung taong natatae din at di nya na-realize na nasa loob ka ng kubeta kaya pilit nyang bubuksan ito. Sabi nila this can cause you to pinch one of your shit in the middle dahil sa pagka bigla.
*COURTESY FLUSH - ito ang ginagawa ng tao sa public kubeta na sinasabay ang flush sa pag landing ng shit sa toilet bowl para di marinig ng mga tao. Iwas kahihiyan at magandang paraan din para di lumaganap ang amoy.
*WET CHEEKS SHIT - ang klase ng shit na bigla ang pag-ragasa sa anus mo kaya nag splash sa pisngi ng pwet mo. Also known as POWER DUMP
*SPINAL TAP SHIT - ito ang masakit na pag shit , maaring super tigas na animoy bakal ito kaya nagdudulot ng di mo ma-isplika na sakit ng pakiramdam habang ini-ire mo ito. Ang term ay base sa isang medical procedure na sinasabing pinaka-masakit sa lahat - SPINAL TAP
*CORN SHIT - pag kumain ka ng corn, corn pa rin sya pag lumabas
*WATERMELON - klase ng shit na nagdudulot ng malakas na tunog ng splash sa pag-landing nito sa tubig
*SECOND WAVE SHIT - nangyayari ito pag tapos mong mag-shit, nahugasan na ang lahat, na zipper na ang pantalon pero muli kang makaka-ramdam ng isa pang round of shit , so kailangan bumalik sa trono
*LINCOLN LOG SHIT - super duper laking shit na kakatakot i-flush dahil baka magbara ang kubeta
*POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD SHIT- klase ng pag shit na super ang pag ire mo na halos puputok na ang ugat mo para lang mailabas ito... maaari daw itong mag cause ng stroke...
Mula nang mapunta ako dito sa ibang bansa, maraming kaka-ibang Ingles na terms akong natutunan at ang pinaka patok sa aking listahan ay 'yung mga salita na konektado sa "shit" :) Salamat sa mga kaibigang tumulong sa akin mabuo ito.
Ito ang mga sumusunod na nagdudulot ng hagik-hik sa akin sa tuwing maririnig ko:
*NUGGETS - tawag sa mali-liit na shit
*OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER - ito yung taong tipong proud at ina-announce ang pag-shit nya. madalas makita mo ito sa opis na may kipkip na dyaryo o magasin patungo sa kubeta
*ESCAPEE - tawag sa shit na akala mo ay utot lang , yun pala may kasamang laman. Madalas ay nagdudulot ito ng malaking kahihiyan
*UPPER CLASS SHIT - ito ang klase ng shit na walang amoy
*JAILBREAK - ito naman yung habang palabas ang shit ay may kasabay na pag utot na mala machine gun ang arrive , madalas konektado sa diarrhea
*DANGLING SHIT - ito ang shit na kahit anong yug-yug mo ay ayaw kumawala sa anus mo, as in matindi ang kapit.
*TURD BURGLAR - ito yung taong natatae din at di nya na-realize na nasa loob ka ng kubeta kaya pilit nyang bubuksan ito. Sabi nila this can cause you to pinch one of your shit in the middle dahil sa pagka bigla.
*COURTESY FLUSH - ito ang ginagawa ng tao sa public kubeta na sinasabay ang flush sa pag landing ng shit sa toilet bowl para di marinig ng mga tao. Iwas kahihiyan at magandang paraan din para di lumaganap ang amoy.
*WET CHEEKS SHIT - ang klase ng shit na bigla ang pag-ragasa sa anus mo kaya nag splash sa pisngi ng pwet mo. Also known as POWER DUMP
*SPINAL TAP SHIT - ito ang masakit na pag shit , maaring super tigas na animoy bakal ito kaya nagdudulot ng di mo ma-isplika na sakit ng pakiramdam habang ini-ire mo ito. Ang term ay base sa isang medical procedure na sinasabing pinaka-masakit sa lahat - SPINAL TAP
*CORN SHIT - pag kumain ka ng corn, corn pa rin sya pag lumabas
*WATERMELON - klase ng shit na nagdudulot ng malakas na tunog ng splash sa pag-landing nito sa tubig
*SECOND WAVE SHIT - nangyayari ito pag tapos mong mag-shit, nahugasan na ang lahat, na zipper na ang pantalon pero muli kang makaka-ramdam ng isa pang round of shit , so kailangan bumalik sa trono
*LINCOLN LOG SHIT - super duper laking shit na kakatakot i-flush dahil baka magbara ang kubeta
*POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD SHIT- klase ng pag shit na super ang pag ire mo na halos puputok na ang ugat mo para lang mailabas ito... maaari daw itong mag cause ng stroke...
*SKID MARK - ito ay ang shit na nag-iiwan ng bakas sa inidoro. Madalas ito ay tipo ng shit na lagkitan kaya matindi ang kapit, ano mang ulit mong i-flush, may naiiwan pa ring sinyales ... kuskusin ng brush ang tanging solusyon ..(thanks to Kuya Danny from Australia for sharing this term :) )
MALIGAYANG PAG SHIT SA INYONG LAHAT REPAPIPS!
Utot naman next time...
8/11/2009
*ANG LOTTO
So anong gagawin mo pag nanalo ka sa Lotto?
... bibili ako ng dream house ko, gusto ko simple lang pero sa isang tahimik na lugar na napapligiran ng maraming puno at halaman, ipapasyal ko around the world ang nanay at tatay ko, bibigyan ko ng cash ang mga kapatid ko at true friends ko. Magse-save ako sa bangko at di na magta-trabaho...
Parang simple lang isipin 'no pero ang tricky part ay kung pa'no MANALO...
Sabi nila "You've got to be IN IT to WIN it"
Well, meron akong $1 and definitely I'm in it!
Now, I need LUCK...
... bibili ako ng dream house ko, gusto ko simple lang pero sa isang tahimik na lugar na napapligiran ng maraming puno at halaman, ipapasyal ko around the world ang nanay at tatay ko, bibigyan ko ng cash ang mga kapatid ko at true friends ko. Magse-save ako sa bangko at di na magta-trabaho...
Parang simple lang isipin 'no pero ang tricky part ay kung pa'no MANALO...
Sabi nila "You've got to be IN IT to WIN it"
Well, meron akong $1 and definitely I'm in it!
Now, I need LUCK...
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