PINOY SLANG PART 2

( Ito yung una---> PINOY SLANG PART 1

• Cauliflower ------------------------- hemmorhoids
• Golets ------------------------------- lets go
• Dedma ------------------------------ wag pansinin,pabayaan mo na
• Gasmati ---------------------------- matigas
• Tsekot------------------------------- kotse, car
• Zerox ------------------------------- kamukha, look-alike
• Tsikiting --------------------------- mga anak, mga bata
• Wetpaks --------------------------- pwet
• Natmaku -------------------------- makunat, cheap, barat
• Erpat-------------------------------- tatay,ama (also fadir)
• Ermat------------------------------- ina, nanay (also madir)
• Ebak-------------------------------- tae, shit, Echas
• Burloloy--------------------------- dekorasyon
• Adidas-------------------------- chicket feet
• Walastik--------------------------- good, excellent, cool
• Wais ---------------------------- wise
• Chaka -------------------------- di kagandahan, pangit

Part 3 sa susunod...

random thoughts # 16

*My favorite color is RED...I guess, for now... it keeps changing. I'll check again tomorrow.

random thoughts # 15

*Sometimes, the things you remember are the things you want to forget...

*Dear Joan,

I thought about you last night, it's our birthday month, remember?...tatanda naman tayo. :)
I thought it would be nice if I give you a surprise call on your birthday, tagal na rin tayong di nagka-usap. I wonder how you are? I didn't receive any response to the messages I sent you thru friendster since 2007. I guess you're very busy or maybe you're just like me, tamad mag-reply! haha

We didn't spend too much time together but those short times we had was awsome...I think I spelled that wrong... Remember our Manila Zoo days in 2002 with my sister and cousins? How about ang sleep over mo sa munting bahay namin? Kahit siksikan tayo sa kama, enjoy naman di ba? ...My family thinks a world of you, sabi namin you have a good heart....'nga pala, you left your printed red shorts , did you ever get it back? I love it how you look after my bunsong kapatid like she is your real sister, you are such a selfless person...Did I tell you too how impressed I was with your creativeness? You sure can draw well and design and decorate houses... Our overnight trip to Isabela to see your Chinese client was interesting too, we travelled 16 hours in one day, balikan! We are such tough cookies... speaking of tough , I heard you can carry a sack of rice! Well, I still don't believe that unless you show me :).

Ni-google kita hoping to find any of your contact information but to my surprise, I found an ARTICLE ABOUT BREAST CANCER with your name on it and your picture as a patient with a Chinese Doctor...Nalungkot ako... I wish I had known about it. Kahit malayo tayo sa isa't-isa, maybe I can call you once in a while and help you get through it and apply my Tender Loving Care stuff I learned from nursing school and maybe make you laugh with my crazy jokes. Won't that be nice? I'm sure it's gonna be fun. You are a funny girl yourself.

I sent out a message to 15 of your friends from friendster trying to find out if they can give me a phone number where I can get a hold of you. I can't wait to hear your voice !....If nobody reply by tomorrow I'm gonna send another letter to your other friends. I will not stop until somebody gives me your number! ...kukulitin ko sila! :)

This morning, the first thing I did was to check my e-mail and see if anybody wrote me back... I got 5 answers , you must be popular, giiiiiirrrl!

I read them all ....

......and it's not a good news.

Your brother Erwin wrote:

"I'm very sorry to tell you that my sister passed away last Dec. 12, 2009"

Naluha ako....

I wish I had known about your battle with cancer....

I wish I had worked on finding your number sooner...

I wish I had given you comfort when you needed one...

May you rest in Peace dear friend.



You will never be forgotten.

Love,

Blenda (01/12/2010)

P.S.

I saved that very nice message you e-mailed to me and sister Precious in September of 2001...believe it or not, it is still in my Inbox. I read it again today , in the last part of your letter you wrote : "I want you to know what my heart tells before it's too late."

I should have "listened" to you and let you know as well how I felt and how grateful I was to have you as a friend....... I'm very sorry.... I'm late.
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Here's Joan's e-mail to me: (click to enlarge)

*BAGONG TAON AY MAGBAGONG BUHAY....

Hindi ito New Year's resolution...

Bagong taon na naman, I guess I should get back to watching my diet and maybe exercise more.

You all probably want an update, and here it is : I gained 15 lbs since last year. I have no idea how I did that! .....I blame it on my husband's cooking (who loves me no matter what shape I am) and my addiction to playing farmville habang naka-hilata for hours.

I believe I went to the gym and jog a grand total of 3 times this year and I ate everything- as in EVERYTHING that I can see and eat. And there was a lot in sight!

How am I suppose to refuse that?

So now I have to drag my pwet to the gym and exercise and eat healthier, which is totally unfair because I don't enjoy it. It will be crowded in the gym and annoying and I will hate it.

Yes, i know "it's a lifestyle change" blah blah, but I don't really "do" diets anymore, just like I don't really "do" New Years resolutions.

Can you tell ang dami kong angal at excuses ?

With my new Weight Watchers recipe book and aerobics dvd and a free gym access few blocks away from our house, I shall try this "fitness thingie" one more time.

I'm going to get back to at least 120-125 lbs and try to STAY THERE! .... maybe :)

And if I don't succeed... oh well, it's not the end of the world.

I'm gonna have to shop for LARGER size of clothes then...

:)
*Best wishes for a happy, safe and healthy new year to everybody*

*'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY....

random thoughts # 14

I don't know what to get my husband for Christmas. It seems hard to buy gifts for someone who pretty much has everything.... and when I say "everthing" , it means "ME!"

*WHEEEEEEE!

It's the 21st of December, three more days before Christmas!

You know what that means?

Only three more days before people stop asking me : "Are you ready for Christmas?... Are you ready for Christmas? ...Are you ready for Christmas? ...Do you have your Christmas shopping done? What you gonna cook?... Are you ready for Christmas?"!

And only three more days before I can stop replying, "F**k off! Of course I'm not ready for Christmas! I'm a huge fan of procrastination " ....ok, I didn't really say the first two words out loud, I just typed it up there just because I can. :)

So, are you guys ready for Christmas?

*UGLY SWEATERS.... what's your pick?

*WHAT TO GET A PRACTICAL GIRL FOR CHRISTMAS

(a.k.a WHAT "ME" WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS)


* A volunteer magician who will make me look young forever or at least make me look like a typical Miss Universe pageant contestant...

*If there's such a machine that would automatically fold my laundry or a robot that will clean the house and do my job at work, that will be nice. I need stuff to make my life easier so I can......uhmm make my life easier

*A snowblower, OK , OK , I know we don't have snow in South Florida but I just want to have one "just in case"

* The motivation to eat less and exercise more, that would mean less grocery shopping and restaurant hunting, more $$$ on my savings

*I would love to work at Disney even for just one day so I can hang out with Donald Duck and party with Daisy, Mickey and Minnie.

*I think it would be cool to have the star wars lightsaber chopsticks and who knows I might be able to save the galaxy with it.

(Also comes in green and blue)

I know I don't ask for much , right? :)

Also I'd like world peace and a biiiiiiiiiiiig bottle of wine (just for me.)"