*I'M SUFFERING FROM A SLIGHT LACK OF SLEEP

...and a slight distraction by Angry Birds.


I live next to a huge man-made pond. It's really pretty, when it's not ripe with decaying algae or a sight of an alligator torturing another species.

However,for the last three nights,I have been awaken from my precious sleep at around 4 AM by DUCKS which sounds like hundreds of them having a wild pond party....Or maybe an orgy.

I asked hubby if he wouldn't mind slaughtering the ducks on his way home from work.

He said "NO WAY , JOSE!!!" :( ...oh well. Just a thought...

And who the hell is that JOSE guy?

What is the most disturbing part of this is that I can't get back to sleep again.

Any kind of sleeplessness is highly unusual for me... I can sleep pretty much anywhere, anytime. But something about the nasal honking of hundreds of ducks (with maybe a couple of screaming sandhill cranes and crying ducklings) gives me anxiety. They sound weird and noisy and annoying all together.




Do they have to do it in the wee hours of the morning, though?

INCONSIDERATE FREAKIN' DUCKS!